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kellyyysayss:

please watch your step when coming off of the escalator

rumbleroarisalionwhocantalk:

dryvodkamartini:

The Avengers.

Lol can some one shop it to say with the asses? cause that’s what i read.

(Source: the-homeless-arch-angel-network)

magicalnaturetour:

Twin chameleon brothers by Igor Siwanowicz :)
  • Boy: Did it hurt
  • Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
  • Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
abstractaubrey:

unic0rnballs:


Solar Eclipse on May 20, 2012

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moearora:

The solar eclipse, as seen from space.
tahitianstar:

Mercy! This is what you call a “shot for the ages”! Solar Eclipse over Tokyo, Japan! Incredible! -John from Echo Storm Team
  • me: *stays home*
  • parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
  • me: *goes out*
  • parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
  • me: *eats*
  • parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
  • me: *doesn't eat something*
  • parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
  • me: *exhales*
  • parents: don't give me that attitude

People should listen to Harry more often.

  • Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
  • Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
  • Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
  • Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
  • Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
  • Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
  • Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
  • Everyone: Yes you did.
  • Harry: Voldemort's returned.
  • Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
  • Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
  • Everyone: Cool story, bro.
  • Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
  • Hermione: that's stupid.
conbz:

Water off a Bull Moose’ antlers